General Questions 1. What does this site even do? 2. How did you figure out the name? 3. What do I get when I join up? 4. Is your newsletter SPAM? 5. How do I join up? 6. How do I send in a newsletter idea? 7. Do you pathetic bastards plan on selling my information? Pictures/Events 1. How do I see my pictures? 2. How do I post an event? 3. How do I hire a photographer? 4. There is a picture that bothers me…what should I do? 5. My fraternity / sorority has a major event coming up, what should we do? 6. I have a birthday; can we do something for it? 7. How much does it cost to hire a photographer? Boombox 1. Who is the DJ? 2. How do I hire him? 3. Can I buy his music? 4. Is he single? 5. How do I learn more about him?   GENERAL QUESTIONS 1. Dirty Mascot is to the college student as is sex without a rubber. Nations leading photo supplier of college nightlife An online flea-market to sell & buy anything and everything (even find a booty call) A daily gossip column for the inner pop-culture addict in all of us Advertise special events, Greek parties, concerts, you’re flunking grades Weekly cartoons and articles that will make you pee your pants Listen to music on a virtual boom box by a world famous DJ Upload your own music, tour dates, bio, etc – BE HEARD A lot more but due to your lack of attention…oh forget it… 2. To be honest, this story sucks. One day, somebody said to me, “hey, college kids are all dirty and they all have a mascot. Why don’t you name it dirty mascot?” And I said, “cool.” 3. You get to do whatever you want, as long as it doesn’t involve my sister. 4. Not at all. You’ll only get our newsletter if you sign up for it. If you don’t want to get it anymore, you can unsubscribe at any time. 5. Click here and fill out the information. Don’t get discouraged, you are almost there. 6. If you have a funny article that you believe needs to be heard, please email us at articles@dirtymascot.com 7. No, if you want to find out more about this, read our privacy policy. PICTURES/EVENTS ANSWERS 1. Click on PICTURES/EVENTS, simply find your region of interest and sign up. 2. Please email us at events@dirtymascot.com. 3. Again, please email us at events@dirtymascot.com 4. Absolutely nothing…we could care less what offends you. 5. For the last time, email us at events@dirtymascot.com. 6. Depending on how good your fake ID is, we can set something up for you. 7. It all depends on the size of the party. Sometimes, we pay for the photographer! BOOMBOX ANSWERS 1. His name real name is Gabe Doran; we like to call him DJ Clutch. He’s an absolute genius. 2. He can spin at your party…and we even advertise that event for free. He’s not cheap though, so you better start pushing. Simple email us at HireClutch@dirtymascot.com. 3. Soon enough, you will be able to buy his music. For now, just keep going to our website. 4. He’s completely single, disease free and knows how to party. 5. Click here (bio for DJ Clutch under key players)